Wednesday, June 2, 2010

dogs vs cats

dude..
dont get me wrong, i love dogs.. but cats... they bathe themselves, i dont have to take em to the toilet twice a day, they go on their own, they purrr which is wonderful and my cat knows stuff about me, like when im feeling down or sick.. or anxious... cats are dignified, they have these sophisticated little personalities and manners, you know? they hate to be embarrassed, and like me, are kinda shy around folks they dont know... watching my cat sleep in a sunbeam, next to me, purring, well i tell you what, thats heaven...
dogs are loyal..
cats are in charge..
dogs beg..
cats suggest, nudge and finally just take what they want..
dogs will chase anything you throw...
cats dont fetch, but they do bring you gifts..
dogs have no filter - you always know exactly how your dog is feeling...
cats are mysterious, aloof even... they will let you know in good time what they want you to know...
dogs can be aggressive...
cats are passive aggressive....
dude, where you live dogs are mans best friend, companion and even do work. in conservative california, where i live, in this gayborhood dogs are really more of an accessory... people carry these little designer dogs around in their purses for christ sake... guys walk their dogs to pick up other guys... (actly, thats a really good idea) cats would never allow themselves to be humiliated like that.. and the cats you see on leashes, well just be sure all the other cats in the neighborhood are pointing and laughing...

- cheers... david