Sunday, January 29, 2012

pappans family penis..

pens logo circa 1986
dude..



ive been following the penguins since 1984.. how did i forget about this? stick-tap to the guys at thepensblog for pointing it out..

pappans family restaurant®... a family restaurant.. family.. with a penis for a logo? i wonder if openly gayosexuals were refused service? or jobs?

its not waffle house® or cracker barrel®.. but still.. hmmm..

i knew there was a reason i gravitated to this team from an early age...

shhhh.. its a penis! at a family restaurant
theres video too.. of course there is...



this is a shameless reblog from a respectable penguins website... i hope they have a sense of humor and dont sue me.. 





family values... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..



~ cheers... david

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

spin cycle: jan 18, 2012

 dude..  
malkin surveys the situation

the penguins are on a winning streak... evgeni malkin has picked up and carried this team before on his broad shoulders.. he makes it look so effortless too.. hes awesomesauce.. 

 lets go inside the room and have a quick listen..


remember our bet..
ill meet you in the alley out back in an hour.. 
bring your knee pads..
is it true that while easter candy was busy tebowing in the endzone tom brady was feeding the hungry, healing the injured, turning water into gatorade, and winning the football game?
sean avery and "companion"
what ever happened to sean avery anyway? good thing hartford is only minutes away from the gay/hipster/arts/fashion scene that is nyc... he should have np designing a flattering plus-size frock for his latest fag hag "companion".. save the whales.. harpoon a fat.. nm..

dear god.. let there be pancakes
if the kings ever ink a sponsorship deal with dunkin donuts®, dennys®, i-hop® or krispy kreme® dustin pancakes and drew doughnuts should def be the spokes players and featured in the adverts.. especially if neither one can act his way out of a paper bag..






the nhlpa nixed the nhl realignment plan for the 2012-13 season for one reason only.. to remind gary bettman and the nhl board of governors that theres a new sheriff in town and that said sheriff has a big stick and isnt afraid to start waiving it around...

fehr: batter up little man... bettman: this is hockey don, not baseball.. fehr: k well drop the gloves bitch!

mitt romney talks like he wants to be the presidents idea man.. in trying to claim some credit for the presidents successful auto industry bail out after the economy crash landed in 2009, the former bain capital exec, who has restructured plenty of high end industry bankruptcies, criticized the presidents plan in 2009 and called it a jobs killer and a blatant act of federal over-reaching and proof that creeping socialism was in our near future in an obama led amerika.. now mr-republican-front-runner-of-the-month recently tried to claim that it was exactly what he himself would have done... flip-flop fail!

and he really cant be criticizing the presidents health care reform legislation.. gov romney pursued and enacted virtually identical legislation in massachusetts while he was in the statehouse in boston..  to criticize the presidents health care reform substantively is another huge flip-flop fail for the future former republican nominee..

hey mitt... 



i love how the us congress works.. whoever shouts the loudest gets their way till the money drops..  then an intern points out to a senior member of the senate that all that free porn goes away as soon as sopa/pipa passes...  ha ha fail..
yoinked without permission from kilban.. never eat anything bigger than your head




~ cheers... david

Sunday, December 25, 2011

and lo..


usps christmas 1965
dude..


a charlie brown christmas is what my christmas is about.. i remember seeing this on television at an early age.. that it is still shown come holiday time some 46 years on is remarkable for it is real animation, not fox animation, has no "reality-tv" type of contest between douchefags trolling for their 15 minutes of fame by making even bigger douchefags outta themselves trying to out douchefag each other.. it is understated as it conveys the spirit of the season as well as the message.. linus, his blanket, and a single spotlight..








christmas is about hope.. promise.. hope for an end to war and violence.. hope peace on earth.. hope for a cure.. 

christmas is always, for me at least, gonna be the memories of being a small boy and hearing linus read those amazing words from the gospel according to luke.. knowing that there is hope for the future.. hope for acceptance as a gay man who loves sports and plays played hockey.. hope for us all that a better world can be had if we want it..


well that and midnight mass on christmas eve.. its the one church service i ever even go to anymore..

for me the nativity is mystery as much as myth.. it has power and holds great meaning.. it gives me hope..

i think christmas morning is really all about little kids neway.. santa, the decorations, and the presents.. clothes.. again? really? fail.. unless thats what you really wanted.. you know who you are.. ;)
a new bike.. a hockey stick or new skates.. i guess now its about gift cards.. lol

me and santa.. well blow-up santa..


empty tray of christmas cookies.. nom nom

happy christmas to all my family, friends, fuck buddies, interweb acquaintances, and blog stalkers followers..




~ cheers... david

Saturday, December 24, 2011

it was christmas eve babe..

dude..





best christmas song ever..

~ cheers... dave

Friday, December 23, 2011

sing we now of christmas..

 dude..

first christmas memories..

this is the first christmas album i remember hearing as a wee lad..




















and finally, sessions presents a peter griffin christmas..





~ cheers.. david