los angeles kings forward dustin penner is fat.. ter than kyle wellwood...
if youre curious as to which line the pennster will be on next season.. my guess would be the line for a large beer or three... maybe some pretzels or a pizza with that?
its a contract year for dustin penner this season, and now that hes playing in southern california where image and good abs are everything, perhaps well see a dustin penner who is ripped, rested, and ready... fat chance... wait, what?
if defense-man drew doughty holds out for more money or a shorter contract and pig-penner shows up for training camp all beer-bloated and fat, youre gonna wish kyle wellwood was a king...
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aight.. which one of you kids has a beer for uncle dustin? |
"dustin is at the crossroads of his career.. he can choose to use his athletic ability to either become a dominant power forward in the national hockey league or be a dominant number four hitter for the el cid lounge in a men’s softball league — the choice is his." ~ dean lombardi in an email to the sporting news...
~ cheers.. david
ps.. beer.. its liquid bread its good for you...
pps.. photo by mariah c. - @camfaller..
