Wednesday, December 25, 2013

merry christmas..


sometimes you just dont want to see what really goes on in santa's workshop..

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

its a holiday essential..


merry christmas

Go Pens..

~ david

Monday, December 23, 2013

again, mrs claus had no comment..


like a wrecking ball

miley cyrus is killing dreams..

~ merry christmas... david

Saturday, December 14, 2013

andrew shaw has gay face..


gay face.. if youre gay or hang out with gay people you know it when you see it..
i seen it.. andrew shaw, a centerman for the chicago blackhawks, has gay face..

andrew shaw, badass

andrew shaw, stanley cup winner

andrew shaw, aww, puppies  & (gay face)

andrew shaw moar gay face..

~ bwahahahahahaha... david

Sunday, December 1, 2013

another day without art..


twenty five years worth of world AIDS days.. 
25 million deaths worldwide from AIDS.. 

boys. dont. cry.

~ david

Friday, November 22, 2013

evgeni malkin.. i am score..


after going goalless in 15* straight games, evgeni "geno" malkin finally gets off the schnide and pots one against the new york islanders.. 

malkin happy dance. i am score..

the thing about geno is, hes a goal scorer..  he skates like mario lemieux.. he plays hard when he wants to, and when he doest want to, well he just skates around and gives away the puck.. hes my favorite penguin on the current roster.. i just wish he played every game with the same will to win that the sidney crosby does..

*malkin has put up some 19 assists during that time, and has had many great chances to score.. he's been snake bitten and has hit the post or been robbed by some good goal-tending. 

~ go pens.. david

Saturday, November 16, 2013

karma will eventually catch up with you, or payback is a bitch goddess..


i wouldnt want to be eric nystrom right now..

this beat down, courtesy of tanner glass, is payback for a dirty hit by eric nystrom, yeah, that guy, with the douchestache, on kris letang last february..

yes it is.. yes it is..

tanner glass ladies and gentle_men..

~ cheers.. david

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

hey evan..


if you can do this, i promise i will never ever again ever give you shit about your goal-tending skillz, or lack thereof..

republican know nothing know it alls..


Why aren’t we Democrats willing to negotiate?

Saturday, October 5, 2013

penguins buffalo sabres on super marios birthday..


mario lemieux's birthday.. yeah!
ok, so its a camel and not a buffalo... big woop.. wanna fight about it?

he shoots.. and scores!
stanley cup #3, this time as the owner
hockey hall of fame, toronto, ontario, canada

mario lemieux turns 48 today... #whathaveIdonewithmylife.. fail...

happy birthday super mario...

~ cheers... david

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

gabriel landeskog... omfg!


assessing gabriel landeskogs fantasy value..

id say its fairly high, considering how cute he is..
and apparently he loves american boys.. he even cooks..

  • would dustin penner eat gabes pancakes?
  • i wonder if his gloves smell like mrs butterworths vagina?
gabriel landeskog.. not pictured dustin penner

Monday, September 16, 2013

punography 101..


~ cheers.. david

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

spin cycle: jacques martin..

recently the penguins hired jacques martin as an assistant coach..
jacques martin

Saturday, July 13, 2013

gay pride day 2013..


~ cheers.. david

Sunday, June 16, 2013

zdeno chara.. you dick!


in game one of the eastern conference finals zdeno chara sucker punches sidney crosby in the jaw, the same jaw that was broken for part of the season and the most of the playoffs..

you dick!

if i ever had any respect for chara as a person, its gone.. never liked him as a  bruin  player stooge..

~ cheers.. david

s/t to pensblog

Friday, June 7, 2013

fuck you cbc hnic penguins/bruins game three intro guy..


karma police.. 
karma. fucking. police..


because reasons..

~  david

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

brad thiessen..


marc-andre fleury & tomas vokoun
pretty much speaks for itself.. yoinked from thepensblog(dot)com

pittsburgh goalie brad thiessen

at some point the pittsburgh penguins may want to think long and hard seriously about recalling goal tender brad thiessen from wilkes-barre/scranton.. after all, hes the only goalie they have left that has won a playoff round against a boston bruins team (providence bruins of the ahl) after having fallen behind 3 games to NONE..


~ david

Sunday, June 2, 2013

stuff i think about sometimes..


why's my g-spot up my ass?

how would jesus really know what it is to be fully human if he never got fucked up the ass?  

empathy is one thing.. but experience counts for everything when you claim to be fully, completely human..

id be equally interested to know what science has to say on the subject..

~ cheers..    david

Friday, May 31, 2013

the final four have been here before..


yoinked from: 

the final four nhl teams left standing for the 2013 confernce finals are last four stanley cup winners..


~ cheers.. david

Go Pens..

Thursday, May 30, 2013

dead wings..


~ good riddance.. david

Friday, May 24, 2013

douglas murray trolls chris neil..


do it..

go Pens..

~ cheers.. david

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

because penguins..


oh you..


~ cheers.. david

Sunday, March 31, 2013

mr jesus no here..


(big gay gaaassp!)

¡madre de dios! 

happy birthday cesar chavez..

~ cheers.. david

Monday, March 11, 2013

happy birthday nina hagen..


happy birthday to avant garde international super-star & singing sensation 

catharina *nina" hagen.. 

born in east berlin, east germany on this day in 1955..

youre beautiful baby, dont ever change!

~ cheers... david

Sunday, January 6, 2013

nhl: a framework for a deal..


the nhl lockout might finally be over... however.. a framework for a deal is not a done deal.. the devil is in the details..