Sunday, May 25, 2014

mostly harmless..


its towel day.. as towelie says: "dont forget to bring a towel."
from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Towel Day is celebrated every year on may 25th as a tribute to the author douglas adams by his fans. on this day, fans carry a towel with them, as described in adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to demonstrate their appreciation for the books and the author. the commemoration was first held in 2001, two weeks after adams' death on 11 may 2001..

thanks wikipedia..

one of these gentlemen has forgotten to bring his towel. this will end badly.

~ cheers.. david

Friday, May 23, 2014

suisse is all so fail at hockey..


two-on-none breakaway at IIHF world championships: fail..

2 on none breakaway against fucking Latvia. so very fail.

vote to raise swiss minimum wage: again, fail.. 

workers of the worlds wealthiest bank demonstrate for moar money


plan conspiracy to commit massive united states tax fraud: 3x the fail..

we are so boned..
banking giant credit suisse has admitted to “knowingly and willfully” helping thousands of U.S. clients hide income and assets from the IRS.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

a few observations..


this is harder than it looks..

the boston bruins fan base are racist assholes.
boston bruins 2013-2014 eulogy by the pensblog

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason..

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable..

“its for science” is a good excuse..

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question..

 “think of the children” is a good way to persuade anybody to do something for you..   i just... i dont.. i cant..

shit that happens to me.. idk why:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know?

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself..

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again..

this right here:

a recent conversation:
me: its because you're gay sweetie..


me: glitter accessories.. like glue and a vacuum? because that shit gets errywhere..

him: glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL youre funny.

him: did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells?

me: it smells like rebellion.